osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

maisiewilliams:

real time question: how does anyone actually date natalie dormer? how do they consider themselves worthy?? how can they stand there while she looks at them that way and not spontaneously combust into a puddle on the floor?? keeps me up at night, man

disloyals:

ordering pizza online is the best technological advancement since the internet itself

crrocs:

evilsmurfnope:

crrocs:

Isn’t it weird how humans have to drink a clear liquid substance to survive

Vodka?

Yes

I’ve never needed to think there was something bigger that cared if I masturbated.
Annie Clark on religion (via trashghostie)
laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

laughhard:

I live in a conservative/unfunny town, so this type of thing is almost unheard of

nurkhanofficial:

Amazing show last night! US launch of Moose Knuckles with The Kills at The Gallery at Dream Downtown!

Photos by Kat Benzova

shotbykat:

Alison Mosshart of The Kills at Dream Downtown Gallery last night.
Photo © Katarina Benzova #ShotByKat

shotbykat:

Alison Mosshart of The Kills at Dream Downtown Gallery last night.

Photo © Katarina Benzova #ShotByKat

echoesofthealbatross:

Me to me: how far would I go for David Bowie???

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