best of bourgeosie

I’m tired but I’ve only been up for 13 hours and all I did today was fangirl and go out to dinner what the fuck

baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

Traci Lords in John Waters’ Cry-Baby (1990)

chromeofficial:

textbook: $250

me: chill

somethingtoseeorhear:

Pete Fucking Townshend of the Fucking Who

wetstripes:

arvensis:

reblog my selfie and i’ll give u a blow job*

haha then what ;)

jonperrydavis:

Jeff The Brotherhood || Chicago || 7.27.14 || JP Davis Photos

elvisqueso-iii:

The fact that Jack is framing his tour around baseball so he can take his kids to the games is actually the cutest and I may or may not be crying over it

killaura:

arvensis:

it me

can we all just look at this renaissance painting of a woman for one moment, good grief

pixiecasey:

glamour tips i have read that can also be applied to the loch ness monster:
  • stay hydrated
  • be elusive
  • avoid a harsh flash
  • try to get plenty of exercise
  • play hard to get
  • be aware of lighting
  • elongate the neck
  • eat plenty of fish
  • grow old gracefully
  • keep an air of mystery
  • a true lady reveals nothing

jackwhitesturntable:

Fuck

Person: So what year did the Beatl--
Beatlemaniac: mY TIME TO SHINE

thedapperbastard:

I wanted a pizza so I ordered a pizza

And Heaven knows I’m miserable now

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