Ron: "OMG HARRY POTTER "
Ron: "wait a sec "
Ron: "who's dat "
Ron: "what kind of name is Hermione? "
Ron: "bitch be all up in mah business "
Ron: "it's leviooooosaaahh "
Ron: "dumb ho "
Ron: "wait is that a mountain troll omg don't worry i'mma save u bby xox "
Ron: "so ok we're friends now "
Ron: "yep "
Ron: "omg there's a basILISK IN THE FUCKING SCHOOL WHAT THE FUCK "
Ron: "HERMIONE'S PETRIFIED "
Ron: "GINNY IS IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS "
Ron: "HELP ME PLS OMG "
Ron: "OMG HERMIONE'S BACK AND GINNY IS OK I'M SO HAPPY GUISE OMG "
Ron: "what's with Mione Merlin's pants her cat is so stupid and she's a bitch is she on her period or something cuz like "
Ron: "I ain't speaking to her "
Ron: "nope "
Rοn: "Hermione I'm so sorry for being a dick forgive me pls pls pls "
Ron: "omg ILY Krum <3 <3 i've got such a boycrush omg "
Ron: "wait "
Ron: "wut "
Ron: "wut r u doing stahp "
Ron: "dis is Hermione "
Ron: "u be crushing on HERMIONE? "
Ron: "WAIT A SECOND U STUPID CUNT "
Ron: "SHE'S MINE GO AWAY BACK TO RUSSIA OR WHEREVER UR FROM "
Ron: "lalala I'm a prefect "
Ron: "Dumbledore's army lalala "
Ron: "eyesex with Hermy unf "
Ron: "OMG DAD WAS ATTACKED?????/?///?? "
Ron: "dad is ok lalalala "
Ron: "all good "
Ron: "HERMIONE'S SNOGGED KRUM?? "
Ron: "CORMAC LIKES HERMIONE?? "
Ron: "I'mma make her jealous "
Ron: "hey Lavender let's snog ugh this is like chemical omg Hermione look at me ily bby "
Ron: "Hermione luvz me guize :x :x "
Ron: "HUNTING DA HORCRUXES "
Ron: "Tom Riddle the fuck are you doing "
Ron: "I'M SO HUNGRY AND HARRY AND HERMIONE ARE IN LUV AND I MISS MY FAMILY WTF IS THIS SHIT "
Ron: "im so sorry Hermione ily pls forgive me pls "
Ron: "OMG HERMIONE'S TORTURED "
Ron: "I LOVE YOUUUU "
Ron: "ok time to fight I guess "
Ron: "OK LET'S FUCKING SNOG IN THE MIDDLE OF A LONG AWAITED WAR BETWEEN GOOD AND EVIL DAT'S SO GOOD OMG BABE "
Ron: "it's now or nevah isn't it "
Ron: "ur mine now "
Ron: "5ever "
Ron: "like dis if u cry everytime"